Buying Stuff in a Different Color Hides the Fact that you are a Copy Cat

I love having the option of buying something in a different color this way I don't look like a copy cat, that's why I bought it in blue. It is like when you are keeping up with the Jones at least you don't look like you completely ripped off their idea. No way I didn't know you had that, yeah me too but mine is totally different cause it is fucken blue...