Sluts not Whores

These are trying times.... Right now we are on the verge of an economic down fall.... Cutting costs in your daily life is very important.... That is why I am taking steps to cut my monthly costs... First thing to go is whores... They cost to much... But I am replacing them with sluts... Sluts in a sense are free... But a little more maintenance.... Whore's are more professional to them its a job... Sluts are tricky, they are usually bad decision makers when they are drunk.... So when they wake up they draw certain conclusions........ Like you are now boyfriend and girlfriend and it's like hey slut.... ummmm lower your voice my wife might hear you and not cook me dinner..... So be careful it might cost more in the long run........