Messed Up Parenting Tip # 65 Teaching Your Children to Eat Healthy http://bit.ly/fBArPk

Messed Up Parenting Tip # 64 How To Bring Your Children Back Down To Earth http://bit.ly/fRXvrj

Messed Up Parenting Tip # 63 Teaching Your Children To Eat Healthy http://bit.ly/eA04s2

Messed Up Parenting Tip # 62 Talking to Your Children About Drugs http://bit.ly/ap2aDC

Messed Up Parenting Tip # 54 Teaching Your Child Failure Is Not An Option http://ping.fm/WCiLe

Messed Up Parenting Tip #53 Don’t Hug Your Children You Might Get Lice http://ping.fm/Z2uai

Marriage

Marriage is like a vagina when it stops feeling good it's time to move on. For a long time I would introduce my wife as such "Hello, this is my first wife, Jenny." But it was for all fun and games until I realize she didn't cook me dinner tonight, then I started questioning everything. The foundation of our happy marriage rest upon two certainties, 1. I always have a meal on the table upon entering from a long day of hard work (i.e sitting at my desk for 8 hrs looking like I am working). 2. I always have a pair of fresh underwear when I get ready for work..... Both have failed today....... In this hard economy it is important to have a fresh pair of bloomers because at and minute you could be laid off and shitting your pants. Have you ever shit your pants when they where already dirty. Disguising!