2 Mega Pixel Penis

Around the office lately some people have been getting into a bit of trouble for taking racey pictures of their parts and sending them on their phones to others. Now the part that boggles my mind is why would you take a 2MP picture of your penis? I have advised everyone that I only film my penis in HD. High definition penis.... My penis will not fit on 2 mega pixels. It should be viewed in all it's glory...