Awkward Public Situation

I find it amusing that some of my most social and outward friends are often so weird and quiet in the bathroom. It seems to be the one place that is often more verbally quiet then the library. I say verbal only because certain other sounds of farts and the obvious results of farts a kerplunk a dump momma shit....... So I love to break the normal routine of the day by walking into a Men's bathroom, heading straight to the urinal, propping both arms on the urinal stall walls in a relaxed look, and screaming at the top of my lungs "It Burns! It fucken Burns like razor blades." Sometimes I add a bit of an English accent for flavor!