Romance

My wife and I have been married almost 7 years. As the years go on she is always complaining that we no longer are romantic with each other. I honestly don't remember when we were romantic to begin with, but whatever keeps her holding on to the marriage.  She hates that we plan every detail of our life even sex. To the extent that I program in her phone calender "Time for Love making with the Hubby"... With three kids it is hard to have a spontaneous love life. She especially hates when I say "Let's have sex" or "Let's fuck." Or my new Web 2.0 quote "Permission for Insertion" said in a robotic voice and I end it in a robotic voice again by saying "Insertion cumplete" or "Dropped the load in the Mothership"......